dustindeckard:(via fuckyeahcorymonteith)
This just made me happy
About
I'm Jackie.
I live in KC and partake in adventures with Bella the Bulldog. I speak in sarcasm but occasionally dabble in optimism.
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Glee Cast - Jump
(Glee 1.12 - Mattress)
but…but…what am i gonna do with my “our coach can eat your coach” shirt?
Oh Mangino, you’ll be missed. Ok, not really. I was always so scared you would have a heart attack right there.
Hey Obama, thanks for the packing assistance. Guess I’ll throw in a suit.
Gnats
For some reason we have multiple mini palm trees all around my office. Two of them are very close to me. Somehow these trees have caused a gnat infestation. I have a gnat fly into my face at least twice an hour. Every times this happens I end up making horrible noises while swatting violently and never coming close to killing any gnats. I will stop whatever I am doing in order to try to kill myself a goddamn gnat. I don’t care how crazy I look.
This has been going on for weeks but I finally had to bitch about it because a dead one was floating in my coffee. Fucking gnats.
Good job Aggies!
Two thumbs down to these girly products
- Dove Visibly Smooth Deoderant. Does not do what it says it does.
- The ring. Painful torture device.
- Target Boots. Cheap = horrible quality.
Just trying to help you out.
Sting Ray Island - a giant sand bar off the coast of Grand Cayman. Why would this be fun? Yes, these creatures are harmless - that’s why our favorite Aussie friend was pierced through the heart by one of them and died. NO thank you.
I quite like normal sized rays. And Grand Cayman.
Foursquare
I kept seeing random bits of info about this foursquare business so I went and registered for it. I had it search through my gmail for contacts… Not a single friend is using this! What the hell.
Yet another stupid thing that I register for and never visit again.
