December 2009
108 posts
Dear woman next to me on the plane
If you keep coughing and sneezing without covering your mouth I will punch you. I don’t care that you are 80.
“I hope five people unfollow you after that one.”
– Matt Damn it, I want to win.
“You are not difficult, you are very pretty.”
– Megs She thinks this works on me. It does.
“We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some...”
– Richard Dawkins (via soupsoup)
“This is for my friend Ted Kennedy. Aye!”
– Sen. Robert C. Byrd, the 92-year-old Democrat from West Virginia, casting his vote for health care overhaul. (via savingpaper) (via banalitycheck) (via apsies)
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“The True Essence Of Celebration Is An Artform. With That In Mind Prepare...”
– From the registration of the NYE thing I’m going to. It’s the grandeur elegance that sold me.
Things that just happened to me
Went to rest my head against my steering wheel for a moment after I parked my car. Fell asleep. Woke up to sounds of cute UPS guy pulling in beside me and probably noticing me sleeping in my car. Got out of my car and noticed exhaust coming out of it. Stared in confusion. Got back in my car and turned it off. Stumbled into my office with a squinty and grumpy look on my face.
What I'm not dreaming of
A white Christmas.
Totally overrated and unnecessary.
“Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine,...”
– Josie Wales (via menstrom)
“Hand-holding. So simple, so intimate, so… uncomfortable.”
– Oh Dexter. I need to stop relating to you.
Time Warner, You choose to play Missouri against Arkansas Pine Bluff instead of KState and Alabama? Are you kidding me? I hate you.
(Also some High School Basketball and Women’s Volleyball. Sigh.)
My take on being single during the holidays. →
(via carlyj)
Love it!
Really, Oklahoma? Really?! →
Not impressed.
Reasons Why I Love Megan
Our email conversations quickly go from health issues to how it’s a turnoff when boys list the bible as their favorite book on Facebook to sending Jon Bon Jovi lyrics to each other at rapid fire speed.
What would I do without her?
You know you're getting old
When you are as excited as I am for the energy efficient windows that are being installed at my house right now. Yeah, lower gas bills!
