January 2010
132 posts
WatchA little Jon Hamm for Jen.
EMAW
I finally updated the non-Tumblr links on my page. So, yay for my friends who blog. If you are a friend and you’d like to be up there, let me know. And if you’re on there and you don’t want to be, let me know as well.
“Would you pound me if I wore this?”
– Adventures in random IMs from my friends.
Clarification
I felt scolded recently after I posted something about an area of Kansas City that I referred to as scary. It’s been bugging me, so here you go:
I volunteer at an organization on the street in question. This Saturday when I arrived at noon there were four cop cars in the parking lot. They were holding down multiple people and pepper spraying someone. Every time I leave for the day a...
I Don't Even Want to Be Alive Anymore →
A magical moment from The Onion
No No No
No Facebook, I don’t want to become a fan of Pampers. And frankly, I’m ashamed to be friends with four people who are.
Friday afternoons make us a little crazy
Ashley: I think Im going to join bound 4 life
Me: Bound 4 life? Is that like a fan club of sadomasochism?
Ashley: bwahahahahahah
Me: Oh Jesus Christ I googled it. Tell me you're not serious. Because if you are, I'm going to get pregnant just so I can have an abortion to make you mad.
Ashley: I'm really glad you are not looking at me because I can't even keep a straight face.
Me: And when I go to get the abortion will you please wear red tap over your mouth to represet my fetus's screams? K thanks.
Ashley: Dont worry. I won't need to. You'll hear them IN HELL
Me: What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
Ashley: Am I going to have to bail you out of jail one day?
Sorority Style →
This article made me incredibly uncomfortable. Why? Because I’ve written these “what to wear and what not to wear for recruitment” lists. I’ve done clothing checks and told girls that what they’re wearing doesn’t make the cut. And, I did it for my job. Yes, I was paid to be a mean girl.
Sororities are old fashioned. They’re based on old useless...
I'm Torn
So my garage door is broken and I told my work I would have to be here with the repair guy until about 10 am. Except, he was very speedy and is already done. Go to work?
Nope, making pancakes and watching last night’s Project Runway. Yes!
Great news for USU! →
“Jake keeps Vienna around and none of the other girls like it because he...”
– Reality Steve The best part of watching The Bachelor is reading this blog.
My least favorite book of all time
Wuthering Heights.
I read this recently for one of my two book clubs. The book club one that I’m quiting after having to read Blink, Wuthering Heights, and then some random Christmas book.
Wuthering Heights is perhaps the most annoying book I’ve ever read. Every character is completely unlikeable. I was happy when bad things happened to them. They’re awful, they deserve worse....
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My Boo My Boo My Boo My Boo My Boo My Boo…
I miss you, Boo!
I think you’ll like this one. Stop judging...
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“You being a Republican is much more annoying than you being a Mormon.”
– Sometimes I think I’m saying nice things but then they aren’t really so nice.