December 2010
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I can't help it
Every time I talk about Toms shoes in public I offend someone.
I don’t care how philanthropic the brand is. You look like a medieval peasant.
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I really like Barney Frank. That is all.
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My brain is already on vacation
Things I have forgotten:
1. To watch the eclipse. Damn it. 2. I left the house for 10 hours last night. The oven was still on when I came home this morning. 3. My little brother’s birthday was yesterday. Completely forgot to call him. 4. My Dad and I have swapped cars for the week. I left a pair of my underwear in the console. Yes, they’ve been worn.
Ugh.
A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais: Why I'm An... →
Why don’t you believe in God? I get that question all the time. I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless. People who believe in God don’t need proof of his existence, and they certainly don’t want evidence to the contrary. They are happy with their belief. They even say things like “it’s true to me” and “it’s faith.” I still give my...
Did you know
That the average person poops 410 pounds a year?
Now you do.
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5B & Co is one of my favorite local shops. They make a wide variety of really unique candles. Their Christmas scents are fantastic and my all time favorite is Brookside Bungalow. Go get some!
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I make excellent decisions
I was reminded of this today when I read an ex-boyfriend’s current wife’s mommy blog.
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I need to move where it is warmer
Over a week ago I was so cold while getting dressed in the morning. So cold, in fact, that I turned my heating pad to its highest setting and plopped my ass on it while getting dressed. I tried to squirm into all of my clothes while not removing myself from the only thing keeping me from freezing to death.
That evening I pulled on jeans and noticed that my butt hurt. A lot. I did an exam in the...
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