I'm Jackie.
I live in KC and partake in adventures with Bella the Bulldog.
Attn: everyone
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Deposit for the reception has been placed. June 1, 2013 is official, y’all. Also, my dad sent an email with the contract to the vendor that included...
i just need this here.
It’s an odd thing to delete each post one by one. The time has come, though, and although my chosen action might seem a bit knee-jerk, the...
I have a cold and feel like poop. Pho it is. (Taken with instagram)
this is for real.you’re welcome.
…ladies?
I feel like this would be a really good way to get a couple weeks of “is it working yet?” blowjobs. That would be neat.
I’ll believe it when I taste it. Wait…
OMFGILUVPIE!!!1!!1! Seriously, though - I do. This would be beautiful.
well its about time, I guess
melonpanchan:siddman: bjcg: notthatkindagay: rustyjtrump:...Very interesting
I would give nearly anything for this to be true.
What they’re not telling you: the pill tastes like asparagus spunk