I’m Jackie. I live in KC and partake in adventures with Bella the Bulldog. I speak in sarcasm but occasionally dabble in optimism. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7326709-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Let's Be HonestTumblr (3.0; @rhapsodyinj)http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/Really, Oklahoma? Really?!Really, Oklahoma? Really?!: Not impressed.http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/289034658http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/289034658Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:00:28 -0600A and I are playing a little game where we pick each...<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuthmjEIyQ1qzw5ruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://abcthatsme.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">A</a> and I are playing a little game where we pick each other’s outfits out for New Years. What do you think? Won’t she look fabulous?</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287971328http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287971328Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:11:07 -0600Reasons Why I Love MeganOur email conversations quickly go from health issues to how it’s a turnoff when boys list the...http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287865157http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287865157Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:33:19 -0600kcmeetups: KC Meet-up #5 Thursday, January 7th - 7PM Flying...<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurqui13Hk1qa25kmo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kcmeetups.tumblr.com/post/287602979/kc-meet-up-5-thursday-january-7th-7pm-flying" target="_blank">kcmeetups</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>KC Meet-up #5</b></p> <p><b>Thursday, January 7th - 7PM</b></p> <p><b><a href="http://beerknurd.com" target="_blank">Flying Saucer Draught Emporium</a></b></p> <p>Who’s in?</p> </blockquote> <p> Not only does KC have the most attractive Meetups. We also have the best fliers.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287707407http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287707407Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:39:23 -0600You know you're getting oldWhen you are as excited as I am for the energy efficient windows that are being installed at my...http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287691235http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287691235Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:21:07 -0600Houston, I’ll be seeing you two weeks from today. I...<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuszvqyXCV1qzw5ruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Houston, I’ll be seeing you two weeks from today. I can’t wait.</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/e06158/810081583/" target="_blank">via</a>)</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287605624http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/287605624Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:47:00 -0600I sort of baked.<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kus16lNjdA1qzw5ruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I sort of baked.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/286938125http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/286938125Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:18:24 -0600I’m starting my campaign. You know you like it. (via)<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur8dhd8bL1qzw5ruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m starting my campaign. You know you like it.</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99491151@N00/1094021521" target="_blank">via</a>)</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/286271162http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/286271162Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:56:01 -0600GPOYW Welcome to Hell edition. If you are ever in Grand Cayman,...<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuq8qt0Xue1qzw5ruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW</p> <p>Welcome to Hell edition. If you are ever in Grand Cayman, do not go to Hell. It’s not worth it. This photo op? Yeah, that’s about it. And some black rocks.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/286243461http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/286243461Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:24:11 -0600"Go to hell girl, you make me sick. I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick."“Go to hell girl, you make me sick. I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick.”...http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/286236627http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/286236627Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:16:33 -0600Atmosphere - Guns and Cigarettes Because it makes me smile...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/285597920/tumblr_kuq7k2AnhX1qzw5ru&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Atmosphere - Guns and Cigarettes</p> <p>Because it makes me smile bigger than breast implants. For Lollipop.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/285597920http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/285597920Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:54:50 -0600All I Feel Like Doing Right Now...jlgstandsformonkey: Is sitting in the window seat at the AXO house watching people slip down on the...http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/285170904http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/285170904Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:32:42 -0600Ok ok, you can come in.<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupqv7UMjt1qzw5ruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok ok, you can come in.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/285109494http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/285109494Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:40:18 -0600heathsambienstash: Too mean?  It needed to be done.<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupqbpKAfU1qa8x48o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heathsambienstash.tumblr.com/post/285095846/too-mean" target="_blank">heathsambienstash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Too mean?</p> </blockquote> <p> It needed to be done.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/285101326http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/285101326Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:33:22 -0600Over lunch I was doing some errands and saw a random shipping container sitting in a field. For a...Over lunch I was doing some errands and saw a random shipping container sitting in a field. For a...http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/284985421http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/284985421Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:41:00 -0600Thank you to A for showing me this recipe. It will save me hours...<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupgpgBG6F1qzw5ruo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thank you to A for showing me this recipe. It will save me hours prepping for the dreaded office cookie exchange. I don’t care if it’s cheating, I’m making them.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/284895644http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/284895644Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:00:52 -0600"That is why you should sleep with someone before you get to know them. That way you can decide if..."“That is why you should sleep with someone before you get to know them. That way you can...http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/283866254http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/283866254Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:48:11 -0600"So the answer is yes, and I’m only telling you that because I thought you already knew and I..."“So the answer is yes, and I’m only telling you that because I thought you already knew...http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/283585281http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/283585281Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:55:54 -0600kcmeetups: WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?!?! Post holiday tumblr...<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunq4wJl3J1qa25kmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kcmeetups.tumblr.com/post/283499731/where-are-all-of-you-people-post-holiday" target="_blank">kcmeetups</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?!?!</p> <p><a href="http://kcmeetups.tumblr.com/post/283493060/next-kc-meetup" target="_blank">Post holiday tumblr meet up?</a></p> </blockquote> <p> I’ve thought about following all of these dots just for fun. But then that was a lot of clicking so I didn’t.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/283528105http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/283528105Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:00:23 -0600Too harsh? Nope.<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunmaz5FF71qzw5ruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too harsh? Nope.</p>http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/283424867http://rhapsodyinj.tumblr.com/post/283424867Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:06:34 -0600